the unspoken

My name is hard-to-pronounce. I'm old enough.

Here you can find some incoherent thoughts, (actually) useful thoughts, even inappropriate thoughts. It depends on how you see things.

Are you a chimpanzee or are you a monkey?
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Posts tagged "funny"
Roses in a bucket, I want you naked.
Me, just now.
  • Aulia: and when we're older we're going to have a getaway house
  • Aulia: it's either on a secluded hill or a private bitch
  • nilam: a private bitch..... BITCH
  • Aulia: beach
  • Aulia: HAHAHAHA
  • Aulia: I'M LAUGHING
  • nilam: OF COURSE ME TOO

I got into a car accident this morning. Though it was troublesome, it was kinda hilarious in it’s own way. I mean how many times you got into an accident where the victim, suspect, helper, and watcher, are all enrolled in the same school? It was really a coincidence, we had a bit of an awkward moment when the conversation started like:

The father: Go to your school health room now, it’s close.
Me: Where do you go to school, let me take you there.
The daughter: There, 28 Senior High.
Me: …*thinking**thinking harder*…oh…actually I’m your senior.

See, this world is so small, so narrow. She happened to be in the sophomore year while I’m in my senior year, it makes perfect sense that I didn’t know her before…

From my friend in Swiss. Enjoy.

  • Me: Where's the travel guide book section?
  • Book Clerk: May I know what you're looking for?
  • Me: Do you have a France one with lots of map inside?
  • BC: Is it okay if it's the imported one?
  • Me: It is, the export is also okay.
  • BC: *holding back a laugh*

I don’t know why reblogging pandas is so ‘hip’ these days but if I really have to reblog a panda, I would gladly reblog this one.

Don’t you think it’s kind of funny? A fake panda (it’s actually a scientist wearing a panda costume) taking care of a baby panda. If I have a job like this…forget that, the panda would probably die in a few days if it were me due to my carelessness.

So people, have fun reblogging panda! :D

The funniest thing throughout the night. Can’t stop laughing. Laugh out loud.